Superhero Demotivational Poster
COCK MAN - The Newest Superhero On The Block I'd rather not say what his power is... Just don't touch him...
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?
SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.
ROBIN - Show us on the action figure where they touched you.
PAPA SPANK! - A star-spangled spanking.
KITTY PRYDE - OMG! wallhax!!
SEXIST - Superheroes: They can easily defeat threats to world domination, yet still fail so miserably at "Sensitivity Training"
THINK IT OVER - If Imagination was Power, Nerds would Rule.
WONDER WOMAN - Who needs a magic lasso to make men tell the truth WHEN YOU GOT TITS LIKE THOSE?!!!!
ORIGINALITY - If you steal from one source, it's plagiarism. If you steal from several, it's research.
THOR - The dude you call when superheroes need a superhero
FLYING - Just Throw Yourself At The Ground As Hard As You Can And Miss
G-FORCE - The REAL ones!
SUPERHERO MOVIE THEATER - This would soooooooo happen!
EVEN SUPER HEROES - Start young and learn from their mistakes.
STUPIDITY - It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful
CAPTAIN (B)OBVIOUS - Just wanted to point that out.
STOCKHOLM SYNDROME - ..and now we play the waiting game.
IF THIS IS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE... - ...then I'd hate to see the Avengers.
DON'T YOU DARE - ever make a sequel!
Spiderman 3 -
A HULK - we have
MY HAPPY PLACE. - Is where Strippers and Hobos are Superheros.
SUBTLETY - The mark of any good superhero. Right, Brainiac 5?
THE INCREDIBLE HULK - The early days.
ATTENTION - The things on has to do when you are a second rate superhero...
SCARLET WITCH - Sooooo worth letting reality going to hell for!
The Writing's On The Wall -
THE SIDEKICK -
COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU - Spiderman I'm Not The Man I Used To Be
HOLD ON... - If Superman was wearing glasses, wouldn't he just be Clark Kent?
THEY ALL AGREE! - You're a complete loser.
CAPTAIN CANUCK - Captain America almost pissed himself laughing when he saw this
Flame On!!!! -
BRINGING UP BABY -
AQUAMAN - The one time his superpower wouldn't have been completely lame.
DON'T ASK. DON'T TELL. - Superheroes need Super-love.
DR OCTOPUS - YOU DON'T WANNA START A SNOWBALL FIGHT WITH HIM.
GRATITUDE - Thanks Spidey!
SUPERGIRLS - Acres and acres of Supergirls, and they're MINE! ALL MINE!
IRON FIST - He REALLY misses the 70s!
SUPERHEROES - I think not.....
DIRTY DIANA -
CAPTAIN CANUCK -
BRAND NEW DAY - we're going to pretend this never happened
REGRETS - Dang...Gatta Pee
SUPER MARVELOUS - The Nazis are pretty much f*cked with this duo!
Married with superman -
the upper hand -
All In The Family -
Modern-Day Beliefs -
THERE'S NO NEED TO FEAR -
SUMMER 2012 - Coming to a theatre near you THOR: HUMBLE BEGINNINGS
GREYBEARDS - If you can remember and name these two, you're a true Greybeard.
SUPERMAN - OR SUPER ILLEGAL ALIEN
COMICCON - What the World Would Look Like if the Nazis Took Over.
JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED - Holy shit! That's alot of heroes!
SUPER GLOBETROTTERS - It don't get more "gangsta" than this!
Fashion Police -
Wonder Woman -